Oh, heck, maybe it's the travel quote of the month.
From the writer David Sedaris, in a recent issue of The New Yorker:
"I should be used to the way Americans dress when travelling, yet still it manages to amaze me. It's as if the person next to you had been washing shoe polish off a pig, then suddenly threw down his sponge, saying, '(Naughty word) this. I'm going to Los Angeles.' "